1
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Okay. We gather here

2
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for company formation
"PT Accept Taste"

3
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- "Accept the Taste"?
- Cool, right?

4
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Jointly owned with 50% shares

5
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by Mrs. Pilar Sanchis Garrido

6
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and Mr. Diego Almazan Noguera,

7
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who has given
their respective identity documents.

8
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Sign here.

9
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ALPHA MALES

10
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Luz!

11
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It was smooth.
I feel like myself again.

12
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Where are you going? Come celebrate.
I'm an entrepreneur now!

13
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Let's drink. With my mother.

14
00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,120 
Sorry, I have a meeting.

15
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It's a shame you guys are separated. I thought,
"Finally my son is with a smart woman."

16
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Mother.

17
00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,600 
What happened? He didn't say.

18
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He's giving me a hard time
by wanting an open relationship,

19
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it turns out he's been doing it for two years.

20
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With his business partner's wife.

21
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Are you still thinking about that?

22
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No. Only when I see you.

23
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He seemed a bit angry.

24
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That's scary, mate.

25
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I almost died.

26
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Yes, but how do you feel?

27
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I feel like I'm dying, Luis.

28
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You ate too much cake
this year, Julián.

29
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Get well soon. I have to work.

30
00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,600 
We can't leave him.
Wait, Mari Carmen.

31
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He won't come.

32
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He wants a divorce.

33
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- Because of a heart attack?
- Before that.

34
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I'll open this so you can
chat with him.

35
00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,560 
I've tried. He often coughs.

36
00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,040 
Cheer up, buddy.

37
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Who is your new partner?
Don't get attached to it, okay?

38
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No.

39
00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,480 
Now, Sergio is on maternity leave
four months.

40
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Is she going to breastfeed?

41
00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,320 
Why stay with the baby?
You guys are even confused.

42
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You carry babies like bombs.

43
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It's equality and balance.
Times change.

44
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Now I have to teach a theory class.

45
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Why did that fool have to be a father?

46
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His wife will leave him.

47
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One way street.
Subtract six points from your driver's license.

48
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Esther, I'm a cop!

49
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Go. Uphold law and order.

50
00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,760 
- I love you.
- That's better.

51
00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,800 
- Luis.
- Yes?

52
00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,000 
I'm Rocío, your new patrol partner.

53
00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,360 
Julián's replacement.

54
00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,000 
Good. I mean…

55
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That's fast.

56
00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,360 
I'm Esther, his wife.

57
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,040 
Nice to meet you.

58
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,800 
- Come on.
- Yes, come on.

59
00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,600 
I'll change clothes.

60
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There you go, right?

61
00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,160 
<i>Breakfast has been served.</i>

62
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I say what now?

63
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,960 
Mom, forget Dad. No big deal.

64
00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,200 
True, but stay here
and seeing me every day must be torturous.

65
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I'm going to create a profile for Mom on Tinder.

66
00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,080 
Tinder?

67
00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:38,400 
Mom must forget Dad
by sleeping with ten men.

68
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It worked for Dad.

69
00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,600 
You slept with 10 women?

70
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Nine. Tenth mother.

71
00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,600 
Honey, can you help Daddy in the kitchen?

72
00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,400 
Dad doesn't like your mom dating...

73
00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,120 
Tinder is full of weirdos.

74
00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,640 
Dad, forget him.

75
00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,880 
Enjoy life. Dad is single again.

76
00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,840 
Dad doesn't want anything to do with women.
Dad wants to focus on work.

77
00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,160 
As a property appraiser? Very exciting.

78
00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,160 
It pays your mortgage, your school,

79
00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,640 
and the latest generation of smartphones
to manage your parents' Tinder.

80
00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,240 
My father used to have a dream.
Why study architecture?

81
00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,720 
To become an architect?

82
00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,480 
Great dad.

83
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,400 
Why? Flustered?

84
00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,440 
A little. I usually buy projects,
now I have to sell it.

85
00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,480 
You definitely can.

86
00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,360 
Tonight is our film premiere.

87
00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,600 
Bigwigs from all platforms are coming.
I'll introduce you later.

88
00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,480 
Invite whoever you want. Boyfriend…

89
00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,280 
Perfect. I'll let him know.

90
00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,000 
Look, they make delicious cakes there.

91
00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,280 
- You want?
- I have celiac disease.

92
00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,920 
Too bad.
Is everything getting more expensive?

93
00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,760 
At least I don't eat dirty food.

94
00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,760 
You don't talk much, do you?

95
00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:25,040 
This is a bit strange. Julián is very talkative.

96
00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,120 
Want to listen to the radio?

97
00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,640 
I want to focus while on duty.

98
00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,000 
Correct. Yes.

99
00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,640 
I also want to take care of my five senses
while on duty.

100
00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,640 
Because evil never sleeps.

101
00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,160 
- See him?
- Who?

102
00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,320 
He stole the girl's cell phone!

103
00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,880 
Just me. I'm used to it.

104
00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,720 
There!

105
00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,920 
Hey! Stop!

106
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,560 
Hey! Stop!

107
00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,640 
Stop!

108
00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,200 
Meet the interior designer.

109
00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,720 
Ricardo, this is Raúl, my business partner.

110
00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,320 
How are you, partner?

111
00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,880 
The decoration is decent.
What do you guys want to do?

112
00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,880 
Needs minor renovation
so people know this place is impressive.

113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,560 
- What impression?
- Flamboyant.

114
00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,080 
What do you mean flamboyant?

115
00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,040 
Josean!

116
00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,360 
Chef. We stole it from Dani Garcia.

117
00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,440 
Congratulations, darling.

118
00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,920 
This place is amazing.

119
00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,680 
Raúl, my business partner.

120
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How are you?

121
00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,560 
Very delighted.

122
00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,680 
And Manu.

123
00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,080 
Plumber. See you later.
This is Raúl, my business partner.

124
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,680 
How are you, Prince?

125
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,400 
Check the toilet.
We will open in two weeks.

126
00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,200 
Are you crazy, Queen?

127
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,680 
Have you ever been kissed by a plumber?

128
00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,360 
Not that I remember.

129
00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,800 
It's a gay tsunami.

130
00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,760 
There are no women and no equality.

131
00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,320 
That's the gay lobby, folks.

132
00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,360 
Pink power.

133
00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,640 
If they are heterosexual,
You wouldn't say "heterosexual lobby".

134
00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,080 
If you say Luz has a boyfriend,
I won't get into this problem.

135
00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,400 
- Good.
- I serve.

136
00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,520 
If we say,
You must still be lazing on my sofa.

137
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,520 
This way, you are active.

138
00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,080 
Not a great place to be active.

139
00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,400 
- Where are you going?
- Tinder matches!

140
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,160 
- Wow.
- Good grief.

141
00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,280 
He's hot.

142
00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,960 
He accidentally liked you.

143
00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,600 
That's normal.

144
00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,520 
<i>He is a philologist</i>

145
00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,680 
What is a philologist?

146
00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,280 
List of unemployment benefits.

147
00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,720 
So, I intend to stop working.

148
00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,520 
Álex says I'm a coward
because I stopped chasing my dreams...

149
00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,560 
Do you have a dream? You never said.

150
00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,600 
Of course.

151
00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,320 
You study architecture
not to be a bank attendant.

152
00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,440 
- You're an artist!
- Santi, you have a permanent job.

153
00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,680 
The brave win.

154
00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,520 
Yes. You're brave, but you're ordinary.

155
00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,080 
Look, I'm just thinking about it.

156
00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,840 
I'm old, and this...

157
00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,160 
Roman, how are you? Hey, hang on.

158
00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,520 
My friend is a genius architect. Meet him.

159
00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,560 
- What are you doing?
- He worked on my house.

160
00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,160 
Roman Ripoll? What? Are you kidding.

161
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,840 
He has a great project. You'll definitely like it.

162
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,720 
He will tell it.

163
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,520 
I'll send you the number. Bye.

164
00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,440 
Later? When?

165
00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,040 
At dinner. You may have to pay.

166
00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,600 
Fuck! I will kill you!

167
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,680 
You're welcome.

168
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,360 
Absolute divorce order.
You're officially a widower.

169
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,760 
So, marry me.

170
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,680 
Start again with the ring.

171
00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,320 
- Unlucky.
- What if we have children?

172
00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,800 
You prefer Harley.
You already have children.

173
00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,320 
I want to have children with you.
You really don't want a baby?

174
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,520 
I once had a boyfriend. It's the same.

175
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,880 
If you live here,
you'll have a change of clothes.

176
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,160 
It's too early to talk about children.

177
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,400 
Luz, you're aging.

178
00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,720 
And you don't?

179
00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,120 
Listen, Héctor.
I'm only sure of two things.

180
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,160 
I will never shop
in Primark and being a mum.

181
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,080 
Want a toast?

182
00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,080 
Luz, I think this is a genetic tragedy.

183
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,840 
You want to marry me,
but don't even know me.

184
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,000 
Irresponsible!

185
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,920 
I should have known.

186
00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,360 
Shall we go or shall I meet him?
he asked.

187
00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,240 
I have a film premiere.
I need a companion.

188
00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,120 
- Can't do it alone?
- My boss must think I have a partner.

189
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,880 
- Why?
- For my image.

190
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,480 
Invite Esther.
He said I never asked him to go.

191
00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,240 
- Don't Esther.
- Why?

192
00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,240 
For the image.
Calm. Invite a call girl.

193
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,360 
Seriously.

194
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,600 
Men do it all the time.

195
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,520 
Pay and voila.

196
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,000 
"Erotic modeling.

197
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,920 
Find the perfect companion
for various events and commitments."

198
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,680 
Raúl, that's sad.

199
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,200 
That's objectification.

200
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,560 
The redhead. Platinum rates.

201
00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,440 
Let me see. Geez!

202
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,520 
Wow. How many?

203
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,920 
That's prostitution.
We cannot buy sexual desire.

204
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,320 
Just invited to the premiere, not slept with.

205
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,040 
- Really?
- Up to you.

206
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,600 
- He's a person, not an object.
- Yes. Agree.

207
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,200 
Okay.

208
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,160 
My new partner is a woman.

209
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,840 
Woman? Is he hot?

210
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,840 
It's a bit strange. I thought I'd get a man.

211
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,320 
- Patriarchal.
- Not sexist, biology.

212
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,720 
Women cannot be police.

213
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,520 
Also firefighters or soldiers.

214
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,960 
Are you aware of that?

215
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,440 
We are stronger, faster,
tougher. Correct?

216
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,240 
Yes.

217
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,160 
Move! Police! Poly…

218
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,760 
But he's pretty fit too.

219
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,040 
Is there Instagram?

220
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,680 
@RocíoCrossFit. Merged.

221
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:42,320 
Why do we think about making love
every time you meet a woman?

222
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,800 
I definitely fucked her.
Doesn't he turn you on?

223
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,160 
Haven't thought about it yet. He's my partner.

224
00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,640 
Don't contact office people.

225
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,560 
Opportunity comes to you.

226
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,240 
Take advantage of your open relationships.

227
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120 
Rocio.

228
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,400 
No, don't worry.

229
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,920 
Of course, whenever you want.

230
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,080 
OK, see you.

231
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,960 
He wants to meet me.

232
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,480 
Make love, Luis.

233
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,560 
Don't let Julián's pain be in vain.

234
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800 
Hey, Partners.

235
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,560 
It's strange to see you in normal clothes.

236
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,840 
I look ugly?

237
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,200 
No, on the contrary.
You look… What are you drinking?

238
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,360 
Luis, I want to tell you something.

239
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,440 
Good.

240
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,920 
Nice to get to know each other
because we risk our lives every day.

241
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,640 
I'm not safe with you.

242
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,040 
- What?
- I was worried this morning.

243
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,320 
You're out of shape.

244
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,680 
No. That's because I didn't absorb it.

245
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,480 
I had a colonoscopy,
and they removed two polyps.

246
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,840 
What's your sport?

247
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,880 
I swam in my friend's swimming pool.

248
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,680 
I've never taken an elevator,
always take the stairs.

249
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,320 
Come to CrossFit.
I come every morning.

250
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,000 
Pulling a tractor tire, I don't...

251
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:24,280 
After age 40, testosterone
and your muscle mass starts to decline.

252
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,760 
Correct. What time are you there?

253
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,240 
06.30.

254
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,600 
Good. Very early morning.

255
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,440 
Come on, eat.

256
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,480 
Ulises, look.

257
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,360 
This is disgusting. It's so smelly.

258
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,400 
I don't like life either, Mom.
but Mom persisted.

259
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,200 
- It's delicious.
- Hello, Family.

260
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,840 
Mom doesn't know where Dad is.

261
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,760 
Hi darling.
Rocío invited me for coffee.

262
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,080 
- Coffee.
- Yes, to get to know each other.

263
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,920 
Period? You can't know each other
for eight hours in the car?

264
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,640 
But we are on duty.

265
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,440 
We have to concentrate.

266
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,960 
Evil never sleeps.

267
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,840 
Correct. Okay.
So, you can look after the kids.

268
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,600 
When?

269
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,640 
Luz asked me out for a drink. Don't wait for me.

270
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,720 
But you take them to school.

271
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,040 
I can not.

272
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,480 
Hey, stop it.

273
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,520 
Luz, what are you doing?

274
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,920 
<i>Drinking after work.</i>

275
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,760 
I'm coming. This is an emergency.

276
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,200 
Alba. Sorry, I'm busy.
Exhausting day.

277
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,120 
No problem. Don't worry.

278
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,440 
How are you?

279
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,840 
Good. Yes. You're much cuter
than in the photo.

280
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,320 
You too. A bit short.

281
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,680 
Want to sit down? Excuse me.

282
00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:00,440 
I mean, you didn't write anything
in your profile about...

283
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,760 
About having a physical disability?

284
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,400 
- Yes.
- You didn't ask.

285
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,920 
Why do I ask?

286
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,800 
You assume everyone can walk?

287
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,400 
That's ableism, isn't it?

288
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,960 
Yes…

289
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,240 
I want to go to the toilet.

290
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,960 
- Want me to order something?
- Beer.

291
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,800 
Good. Excuse me.

292
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,320 
Can I order a beer and a glass of wine?

293
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,360 
Please bring the menu
so I can see the food.

294
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,560 
- Good.
- Thank You.

295
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,600 
HALF PROMISE

296
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,920 
If anyone asks,
we meet in Formentera summer.

297
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,520 
We watch the sunset on my ship.

298
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,080 
Relax, darling.
This is not my first premiere.

299
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,120 
- Pedro, hi.
- Angela.

300
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,440 
- How are you?
- Good.

301
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,760 
This is Diana, my girlfriend.

302
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,640 
She is beautiful.

303
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,720 
Thank You.

304
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,840 
We met in Formentera.

305
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,480 
I want to show off
my new fiction director.

306
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,680 
Can I borrow him?

307
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,600 
Please.

308
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,640 
Pedro, come on.

309
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,520 
Ariel, Vice President of Operations.
And Teresa, Chief Content Officer.

310
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,320 
Hey, Pedro Aguilar.

311
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,800 
Ángela sent you a video of your seminar.
I'm a big fan.

312
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,920 
Thank You.

313
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,480 
No matter how high I jump,
I don't feel the weight of my testicles.

314
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,960 
It's just a motivational speech.

315
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,480 
Don't take it literally, Ariel.

316
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:45,560 
I want to appear on a reality show with you,
"Moses to the Sexists".

317
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:46,920 
Pedro.

318
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:53,520 
OK, that's my phase of life
that I want to leave behind.

319
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,400 
Hard to believe.

320
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,440 
Are there no other restaurants?

321
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,800 
- This fool doesn't answer me.
- Who?

322
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,280 
The guy our son found on Tinder.

323
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,720 
Go home. I'll pay.

324
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,520 
I dress up. Why are you here?

325
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,680 
There's a job interview.

326
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,720 
- You fired?
- No.

327
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,960 
I want to make it happen
My dream is to become an architect.

328
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,960 
Do you have a dream?

329
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,520 
Go.

330
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,200 
- Santiago.
- Roman.

331
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,040 
How are you, son?

332
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,440 
Nice to meet you.

333
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,360 
My wife is just about to leave.

334
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,920 
Let's have dinner together.

335
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,400 
- No.
- Okay.

336
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,480 
- Of course.
- Of course. Yes.

337
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,120 
Miss, there are three of us.

338
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,360 
Blanca, please.

339
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,520 
You thought I'd mess up
your efforts to earn more money?

340
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,480 
That fool said I was old.

341
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,400 
He is two days away from retirement.

342
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,760 
Eight hours together, and they met
to drink coffee. Is that normal?

343
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,760 
That is not fair.

344
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,080 
They can have children until they die.
Women have a biological window.

345
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,720 
Nature is also sexist.

346
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,760 
Don't be a mother. Mom's advice.

347
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,560 
No. I'm firm about that.

348
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,440 
I love my children… What are my options?

349
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,200 
If he insists,
I will leave it.

350
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,240 
Let's talk about happier things.

351
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,480 
Where is the man you want to introduce?

352
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,840 
Yes. Juanma.

353
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,720 
Juanma?

354
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,160 
Luz said you were married.

355
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,680 
Yes. He says you too.

356
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,800 
He travels a lot.
He's not at home.

357
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,120 
You want to fuck me
in your marriage bed?

358
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,120 
Take me to the hotel, Cheapskate. Respect your wife.

359
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,400 
Are you alone?

360
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,760 
- I'm in an open relationship.
- What do you mean?

361
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,400 
We agree. I'm not having an affair.

362
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,400 
So, you're honest and I'm an asshole.
I do not think so.

363
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,920 
Yes, it's easy to live life
by having an affair.

364
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,800 
Grow up. You're getting older.

365
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,600 
Don't be proud of yourself.
Open relationships happen when love dies.

366
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,600 
What? I love her so much.

367
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,200 
- Then, why make love here and there?
- Go.

368
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,440 
Hey, how's it going?

369
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,040 
You bastard.

370
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,320 
- Drinking again?
- Yes.

371
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,400 
<i>This is the Influencer Award.</i>

372
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,680 
And we are nominees. Are you nervous, my sister?

373
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,000 
Why give a plate
if you don't give food? Stingy.

374
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,720 
Good, you messed up
my Instagram story.

375
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,400 
Smile. You have three nominations.

376
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,600 
Nominee for Best Content
in the Health Sector is…

377
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,800 
Mariana Vegan, Daniela Lifestyle.

378
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,080 
Martita Fit, and Cynthia Galván.

379
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,680 
And the Influence Award goes to

380
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,760 
Vegan Mariana!

381
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,200 
Worst category "Health".

382
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,320 
"Positive Change" is cooler.

383
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:58,440 
And Influencer Awards
for "Positive Change" goes to

384
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,760 
Ricky Clavero!

385
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,280 
Maybe you can
Influencers of the Year. That's important.

386
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,480 
I am very hungry.

387
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,640 
And the Influencer of the Year Award
fell to

388
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,240 
Lupe Casamayor!

389
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,920 
I want to eat
Spicy <i>chorizo sandwiches </i>at home.

390
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,400 
Don't. We're going to a party.

391
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,920 
Have you been married long?

392
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,680 
- Eighteen years old, right?
- Yes.

393
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,520 
- Child?
- One daughter.

394
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,520 
Women...

395
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,560 
Mortgage?

396
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,000 
Thirty years. Euribor plus 0.9%.

397
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,560 
Perfect.

398
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,200 
Family responsibilities
is the foundation of capitalism.

399
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,440 
Yes. We run
all those responsibilities.

400
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,680 
Ubizkuo is a family business.
I don't need to prove myself.

401
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,800 
I look after my employees, make sure
work-personal time balance.

402
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,720 
Because family is everything to me.
It's a sacred institution.

403
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,000 
Are you okay?

404
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,600 
He was just emotional about this opportunity.

405
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,880 
You don't know how hard my husband is
struggling to provide for our families,

406
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,520 
sacrifice as an appraiser,
because he had a dream.

407
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,640 
Let's hear the dream.
I heard you have a great project for me.

408
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,960 
It seems like. Who knows. It is here. Yes.

409
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,680 
This is an office building
environmentally friendly and…

410
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,400 
- Don't.
- Don't.

411
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,760 
And female friendly, okay?

412
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,960 
What's that?

413
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,160 
For example, there is a women's urinal in the toilet.

414
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:39,640 
It is longer and the back rises
to maintain the privacy of the genitals.

415
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,160 
It also maximizes work performance
by reducing urination time.

416
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,680 
Time to pee?

417
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,480 
- Yes.
- Blanca. Sorry I'm late.

418
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,080 
You're off to a bad start.

419
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,960 
I left a message on Tinder.

420
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,160 
Nice to meet you, Román.
I brought the steak tartar.

421
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,080 
Why Tinder?

422
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,960 
We are going through a difficult time.

423
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,440 
I can say
I don't know my girlfriend is a call girl.

424
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,080 
Better to look like
prostitutes or idiots?

425
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,640 
Calm. Roberto has two children.

426
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,920 
He won't say anything.

427
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,240 
Good grief. What a shame.

428
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,280 
Want to go to your house?

429
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,000 
You pay until 00.00.

430
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:35,240 
You want me to stay in formal boyfriend mode

431
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,640 
or passionate?

432
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,920 
No, it's like this.

433
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,280 
- Bathroom?
- That way.

434
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,160 
Who's that?

435
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,480 
Friend.

436
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,240 
Yes. Who did you choose in the end?

437
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,640 
You're going to fuck her?

438
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,440 
I don't want to offend him,
but I don't know what to do until 00.00.

439
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,480 
I thought first.

440
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,720 
If you're not comfortable, there are two options.

441
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,160 
One, send him home. Two, I fuck him.

442
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,000 
- What do you mean?
- The Tinder woman is in a wheelchair.

443
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,200 
Santi is right. This is not true.

444
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,280 
She's a call girl.

445
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,320 
He wants to do it. How much does it cost?

446
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,320 
Hello. I'm Raúl. We live together.

447
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,000 
I told him I was tired.
Shall I call a taxi?

448
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,720 
No, don't worry. No need.

449
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,320 
Do you like your job?

450
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,760 
What is it? We can chat, right?
Until 00.00?

451
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,240 
What are you doing here?

452
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,560 
Mom succeeded.

453
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,320 
What? Your mother brought him here?

454
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,600 
No. This is not a singles place.

455
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,000 
We have to talk about this. Geez.

456
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,280 
How was the interview? Dad accepted?

457
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,360 
Who knows.

458
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,160 
Honestly, it's very strange,
and the bill was 110 dollars.

459
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,640 
I believe in Dad.
Dad is very talented.

460
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,920 
What do you know?

461
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,600 
The pizza. Do you have any change?

462
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,080 
Hard to believe.

463
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,120 
Louis.

464
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,680 
Luis, turn it off.

465
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 
Unlucky.

466
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,680 
What time is it?

467
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,680 
06.00. I want to do CrossFit.

468
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,560 
What?

469
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,360 
Go back to sleep.

470
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,160 
Want to do LHI?

471
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,320 
Yes, of course. What's that?

472
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,920 
Practice today.

473
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,080 
Come on.

474
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,800 
Fine, I'll follow you.

475
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,480 
<i>Who wakes up at 06.00</i>
<i>if you don't fall in love?</i>

476
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,040 
<i>At 06.00, we get up to pee</i>
<i>not CrossFit.</i>

477
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,840 
You don't know anything
about open relationships.

478
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,120 
<i>Check out his Instagram. Nice ass!</i>

479
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,920 
Relax, a girl like her
won't like Luis.

480
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,560 
You mean my husband is ugly?

481
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,760 
Luz, are you done?

482
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,040 
Let's wrap it up.

483
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,400 
How's your period? Still sick?

484
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,960 
I get an injection every 28 days.

485
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,160 
Correct.

486
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,280 
Your endometriosis is still growing.
I'm starting to worry.

487
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,320 
How anxious?

488
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,240 
Look.

489
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,800 
extrauterine endometrial cells
forming membranous adhesions

490
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,240 
around the fallopian tubes,

491
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,640 
and you have ovarian endometrioma
with a fairly large size.

492
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,960 
- You don't want to have children, right?
- Why?

493
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,920 
If you don't have plans to get pregnant,
I suggest a hysterectomy.

494
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,440 
Pick it up?

495
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,880 
As long as you're sure you don't want to be a mother.

496
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,720 
Miss.

497
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,720 
Miss.

498
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,600 
Stop screaming.

499
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,480 
You became a popular topic.

500
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,240 
I?

501
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,520 
Why?

502
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,200 
<i>- Daniela! Photo!</i>
<i>- What are you doing?</i>

503
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,480 
<i>I bought ultra volume mascara,</i>
<i>but it makes my eyelashes clump.</i>

504
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,920 
<i>Why do you listen to influencers?</i>

505
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,880 
<i>Let's go.</i>

506
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,760 
<i>Rude! I stopped following you.</i>

507
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,720 
<i>I'm blocking you. Because stupid</i>

508
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,360 
<i>What's your name, Ugly?</i>

509
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,360 
<i>Stop recording!</i>

510
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,040 
Did you vomit?

511
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,640 
No, I think the problem is the memes.

512
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,960 
What memes? Any memes?

513
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,840 


514
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,960 
Since when have you been using drugs?

515
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,080 
That's his fault.

516
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,680 
- I want to go home.
- Hey!

517
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,280 
You've lost paid advertising
from a beauty salon

518
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,600 
and whole grain cereal.

519
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,040 
Jonas, how is it?

520
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,160 
<i>Danieler, I have to tell you something.</i>

521
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,360 
<i>Last night, I was fed drugs</i>

522
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,040 
<i>I don't remember anything.</i>

523
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,040 
<i>I think some videos</i>
<i>it's already spread, but...</i>

524
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,240 
<i>I don't want to see it because…</i>

525
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,240 
<i>Sorry.</i>

526
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,240 
<i>Guys, please watch your drinks.</i>

527
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,040 
<i>When you're hungover,</i>

528
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,400 
<i>drink the grapefruit mixture</i>
<i>lime honey leaves, and Bodhisattva Tea</i>

529
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,200
{\an8}<i>With my discount code…</i>

530
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,440
{\an8}CODE:
DANIELASATWA

531
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,960
{\an8}<i>…get a free flask.</i>

532
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,560 
- Hello?
<i>- You fucked your partner?</i>

533
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,680 
No, we do CrossFit.

534
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,280 
He said I was fit and suggested…

535
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,000 
Give me the number.
He doesn't follow me back on Instagram.

536
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,440 
Raúl, you will not fuck my partner.

537
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,480 
<i>The woman from Tinder is in a wheelchair.</i>

538
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,520 
Pedro's call girl, that's objectification.

539
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,640 
<i>So he hired a call girl?</i>

540
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,440 
Don't give out the number.

541
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,520 
Let's make a chance meeting.

542
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,240 
<i>Where are you patrolling today?</i>

543
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,400 
That's right.

544
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,800 
Are you okay? You're a bit stiff.

545
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,240 
Yes. I feel fit after exercising.

546
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,640 
We start the day with a full battery.

547
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,880 
Another month,
Your wife won't even recognize you.

548
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,040 
Who is this fool?

549
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,840 
Ignore him...

550
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,880 
He ran a red light in front of us.

551
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,960 
If we had to ticket all the cars
who runs a red light,

552
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,640 
we're not going to get anything else done.

553
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,480 
Sir, you ran a red light.

554
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,880 
Sorry ma'am. You are very beautiful.
I get nervous.

555
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,520 
Show your driver's license and STNK.

556
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,520 
Good.

557
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,240 
I wrote down the cell phone number.

558
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,280 
Pedro! How are you friend?

559
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,200 
Roberto. Excuse me, I'm busy.

560
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,720 
Diana is great, right? Oral sex.
He continued after you finished?

561
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,120 
- You misunderstood.
- I love her. He didn't look at the clock.

562
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,840 
- Do you subscribe to ProstituteAdvisor?
- What?

563
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,280 
Our forums.

564
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,960 
You can check the rating,
upload experience...

565
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,640 
We had Christmas dinner.

566
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,120 
Saturday, I was with a Russian girl.
He's so great.

567
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,520 
Go all in. I share him.

568
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,320 
Don't. Really.

569
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,720 
- Pedro, can we talk?
- Yes.

570
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,240 
It has been sent. Tell me what you think.

571
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,640 
What was the response from the premiere?
That's good. People love it.

572
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,000 
You went with a prostitute.

573
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,800 
What?

574
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,600 
He talked to Roberto.

575
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,800 
Diana? They must be friends.

576
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,160 
Roberto doesn't have one
female friends like her.

577
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,520 
Ángela, I will not humble myself.

578
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,200 
It's rude of you to imply my girlfriend,
who I met in Formentera...

579
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,320 
"Diana, 31 years old, 175 cm.
I will fulfill all your fantasies.

580
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,400 
Oral without a condom. Additional anal."

581
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,480 
It's because of my asshole friend.

582
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,920 
They said I couldn't go alone.
Do you believe it?

583
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,240 
What a handsome guy like you
have to pay for sex?

584
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,600 
We didn't do anything. Oath.

585
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,440 
You don't need to explain anything.

586
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,040 
No, but you asked...

587
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,560 
That's right. I will go.
You seem very busy.

588
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,080 
Ángela, don't tell
scriptwriters

589
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,360 
so they don't misunderstand me.

590
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,240 
Look at that, we already have a secret.

591
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,560 
Damn.

592
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,120 
You bastard.
Now my boss thinks I'm renting prostitutes.

593
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,360 
Because it's true.

594
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,160 
I didn't do anything.

595
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,440 
If we were in Sweden,
I have to catch you.

596
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,000 
- Four beers.
- Are you kidding.

597
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,680 
Four points for running a red light.
Two left.

598
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,960 
If you run out of points, why break?

599
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,400 
He didn't want to give out his partner's number.

600
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,440 
I don't like him anymore. Angry person.

601
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,120 
Now the horny accountant
sent me his women's catalogue.

602
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,560 
That's the result of being a sexist pig.

603
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,040 
Incomplete man
without a woman by his side like decoration?

604
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,680 
You're going to a work dinner
with your ex.

605
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,040 
We met there.

606
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,720 
Will you be accepted?

607
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,200 
He will call.

608
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,400 
Come on, get my ticket removed.

609
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,880 
If you don't want to lose your driver's license
for six months,

610
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,640 
Do courses to earn points.

611
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,520 
Esther gives afternoon courses.

612
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,680 
- So, it won't?
- No because you're stupid.

613
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,040 
DRIVING SCHOOL
MOTHER LORETO

614
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,520 
Why are you here? Alcohol?

615
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,560 
No, I like speeding.

616
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,240 
Like me.

617
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,160 
You're so sweet.

618
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,960 
Let's meet later.

619
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,360 
I won't refuse.

620
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,960 
No need to use euphemisms,

621
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,720 
whether you're drunk or careless,

622
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,160 
and country,
to continue sucking up your money,

623
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,400 
want you guys to get back on the road.

624
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,200 
The worst is alcohol.

625
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,560 
Alcohol is very bad.

626
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,880 
That's bad, yeah.

627
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,560 
You can hear it
from car accident victims

628
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,080 
to scare you.

629
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,840 
Alba, please.

630
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,280 
Hi everybody.

631
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,520 
How are you?

632
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,400 
As Esther said…

633
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,320 
He's cute.

634
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,600 
…I had an accident because of a drunk driver.

635
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,520 
It changed my life.

636
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,840 
Although this also has its advantages.

637
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,520 
This wheelchair functions as
good filter for Tinder assholes.

638
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,720 
He looks at you.

639
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,200 
No.

640
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,960 
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